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Monday, April 19, 2010

MLCAML Trivia Answers

Well, I have to say that the Trivia Contest stirred quite a reaction, and a lot of unwanted hostility!!
I seriously considered not ever revealing the answers, but that just would not be fair to the decent folk.  So below you will find not only the answers, but the proof of each answer as I am sure the skeptics would be raging in the absence of such proof! 

The Pride Rock ordered stewards inquiry did reveal one small itsy bitsy error on the quiz master's part, HOWEVER, this did not affect the outcome as no one correctly answered all of the questions as required to claim the surprise prize!!

But, even though no one correctly answered all 10 questions.....we do have a WINNER.  The Lodge scored 9/10, however have been rewarded 1 bonus point for declaring the Quizmaster to be Awesome!!!  Congrats Lodgers, well done!  Be on the lookout for your Surprise Prize!!

1.  Answer, b) Mutton Lake has a surface area of 45 hectares. 
Proof:  I am a professional measurer, it is what I do and I am almost always sometimes right about these things!

2. Answer b) The first MLL Horshoe tournament was contested in 1981.
I actually though it was 1980 and graded all of the answers that way........no matter, just add 1 to your loser score if you answered 1981.
Proof: Ask Ron, or visit the Lodge and have a gander at the trophy.

3.  Answer c) There 6 cottages in the Mutton Lake Cotage Association of Mutton Lake which make up the 6 member Cottages of the Mutton Lake Cottage Association of Mutton Lake.
Proof:  See map above, which shows all of the member cottages of the Mutton Lake Cottage Association of Mutton Lake, and count them.  (note, this will require both hands!)

4. Answer a) As the boat floats, it is 640 metres from the Lakehard Dock to the Lodge dock.
Proof:  See photo below.

5. Answer a) As the boat floats, it is 640 metres from the Lakehard Dock to the Point dock.
Proof: See photo below.


6. Actually that question contained an error, as Brier never pees in the lake......I on the other hand do it all the time!!  So the question is still valid re the science of it all..........Answer is indeed d) Elgin dives into my pee all of the time, and so do the rest of you!!!!!!!!  (sucks to be downstream!)
Proof:  You really don't want to know!

7. Answer, c) The 2 flags that fly at Pride Rock have a total of 2 different colours.
Proof:  Pride Rock proudly flies the Canadian Flag and the Flag of Mother Egland!


8. Answer, d) Sam is a Jack Ass for all the reasons listed in the question plus so many more!
Proof:  Knowing Sam.

9. Answer a) or b) The Moutton Lake super duo, the Lava Lamps only have 1 talented member.
Proof:  Ask anyone who has heard them play.

10. Answer a)  At the time of posting there was 37 more sleeps iuntil the next long weekend!!
Proof:  The Julian Calendar and my ability to use a calculator.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hello from Baywatch

The following note was received today from Baywatch:

greetings fellow cottagers. i am back to the great white north, in a big way. after sparring with the real estate it looks like may 1 i will be officially homeless. so after over 5 minutes of contemplation i have decided to hole up on mutton lake for a little while until the smoke clears. that might not be the ideal place to wait for the smoke to clear, but i'm going in anyway. if you get up that way stop by for a visit, you will find me , i'm on toms map.

Wow.  5 minutes of contemplation!!  Did not think you had that in you Mason!!
I think I speak for the entire MLCAML when i say we can't wait to raise a glass or two with you!  I am also a little fearful of what may come of a bored to tears Mason over an extended, isolated stay in your cabin by the lake........um, hello?  did someone say Uni-bomber??  I am ascared...........

Answers to the Trivia will be posted on Monday, please submit your answers for your chance at the suprise prize.  Only one entry so far (and one sneaky attempt to obtain the answers...you know who you are), but no winner.  If you can't leave a comment for some reason, send your answers to me via email and i will post for you......
treed1872ols@gmail.com

See Ya!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Trivia Contest

Time for some MLCAML trivia to pass the time til the summer weather returns!!
None of the answers are available on line so do not even try to Google them!!
Submit your answers by clicking on the comments button at the bottom of this post.
First one to submit all correct answers will be declared the winner.  The prize is, of course, a surprise!

1)  What is the surface area of Mutton Lake?
         a) 4.5 hectares
         b) 45 hectares
         c) 450 hectares
         d) one million trillion hectares

2) What year was the first annual Mutton Lake Lodge Horseshoe Tournament played?
        a)1980
        b)1981
        c)1978
        d)1985

3) How many of the 6 cottages in the Mutton Lake Cottage Association of Mutton Lake make up the 6 member cottages of the Mutton Lake Cottage Association of Mutton Lake?
        a) 6.5
        b) 10
        c) 6
        d) 33

4) How many metres from Lakehead Dock to Lodge Dock? (via the channel as if in a boat)
        a) 640
        b) 710
        c) 1500
        d) one million trillion metres
       
5) How many metres from Lakehead Dock to Point Dock? (via the channel as if in a boat)
       a) 640
       b) 710
       c) 1500
       d) one trillion zillion metres

6) If Brier pees in the water at Lakehead at 10am, at what time does Elgin dive into that pee at the Point?
      a) 10:15
      b) 10am the next day
      c) at Miller time
      d) all the time

7)  How many total colours are on the 2 flags that traditionally fly at Pride Rock?
      a) 3
      b) 4
      c) 2
      d) one million billion colours

8) If Sam is travelling north, in the fog, on highway 400 at 120 km/hour and Bobby Orr is travelling south on highway 400 at 110 km/hour at the same place and time, why is Sam a Jack Ass?
      a) because he thinks he saw Bobby Orr go by.
      b) because he actually TOLD people he thinks he saw Bobby Orr go by.
      c) because....just because
      d) all of the above and so much more

9)  How many members of the Mutton Lake super duo, "The Lava Lamps" actually have talent?
      a) 1
      b) all of the above

10) How many more sleeps until the next long weekend!!!!
       a) 37
       b) 31
       c) 5
       d) one million billion sleeps

Good luck to everyone!!  See you soon.

Also, don't forget to send me any photos you wouldlike to share with the world!
treed1872ols@gmail.com 

See ya!!!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Easter Bunny

This bunny not only hides eggs, but beer mugs too!!!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Easter Wrap-Up

Stain Report
The first long weekend is behind us.  The weather was summer-like, the water was ice-like and the parties were fun-like!  Which of course brings us to the first long weekends Stain nominees brought to you by Tide.......Stains Out, No Doubt!!
Congrats to all nominees!  But remember, not winning this award is no reason to feel shame, just being nominated should be shameful enough!!  As always though, it was tough to choose a winner from such a stellar crop, and following a lively discussion amongst the council, here are the nominees.........

  • Ted clearly had the early lead despite being on lite duty with a lacerated digit.....he made a remarkable recovery however to be at his child's side for her b-day......(sob!)

  • Rob was getting there, but couldn't live down to the low expectations.

  • John, always a contender was declared the "Free Square" on the Bingo Card and, as such, is not eligible!

  • Kerri barely survived the Easter "Hunt" once again, but seeemed to pull it together, only to put herself right back into contention once the storm hit........close, but not this time..................

  • Which of course leaves our friend from across the pond, the gracefull Ballroom dance instructor and first Stain of the season, Sir Brian.  Not a flashy participant, but quietly went about his business without great disturbance until some "BASTARD" moved his empty mug he so strategically placed in the middle of the road to be retreived upon his return.....brilliant move in thoery, not so much in execution!! Well done old chap!! Jolly good!  Bravo! 
Photographic evidence of the stain would be much appreciated.  Please send to treed1872ols@gmail.com

Wild Life Report
Beavers were spotted at both The Point and Lakehead.  Cute, furry little fellas they were......looked like they could use a shave though!!

Stay tuned..............................


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Easter Fundays

Get out the sun screen!
Looks like this weekend could be the nicest weekend of the summer if last year is any indication!!  Sunny and 21 Degrees both Friday and Saturday!! Hope the Easter Bunnies don't melt! Calling for showers and 13 for Sunday, and about the same for holiday Monday (well, holiday for us government slaves!).   

Lakehead will be heading up on Thurs night. Remember to tune in to Channel 4 (for Bobby Orr!!) on your MLCAML radio waves and announce your arrival. (that cartoon kills me bty).

Easter Weekend Events
This is a jam packed long weekend of events!! 
  • Saturday @ noon do not miss the  Poolhose Easter "Egg" hunt!!  This is age appropriate fun for all!  I know someone at the Lodge really, really, really enjoyed this last year!! 
  • Then, for those still "able", @ 3pm Saturday, there will be a Birthday Party at the Point for the youngest goaltender in the MLCAML.....see pic below!  (BTY, I think it's a surprise!!)
  • There will also be a Blog Launch Party!!  Not sure what a Blog Launch Party would be, but, the words Blog and Party seem to fit the MLCAML crowd to a Tee......I am sure we will figure it out!     This will likely just be incorporated into the Birthday Party....that way we can all justify drinking heavily at a child's birthday party!! 
  • Following the Birthday/Blog Launch Party will be The MLCAML Easter Pot Luck dinner at the Point (oh ya, this should be good!)  Contact Pride Rock for details of what to bring so it too can be left out in the cold while the drunks get drunkser!!
**Work will only be permitted on Friday between noon and 3pm, and only if the temperatures do not rise above 21 degrees.   


Attendance Outlook
Looks like all the regulars will be up this weekend.
PLUS! Warm the beer!  Sir Brian of Mother England will be gracing his rolling estate this weekend.  Jolly good!  Brilliant!!  Safe travels my good man.

Click the link below to see an Easter Greeting from Lady Silvia of Mother England.
BTW, Lady Silvia informed me not to worry about warming the beer as Brian will tea todling it this weekend!!
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=2264878204743&source=jl99


STAIN PREDICTIONS
Kerri's opening Stain act last year may be hard to top, but my money this year is on Rob.....just a gut feeling!  Though it could be anyone, you never know who's time it is to shine!!

mBAY - freeBAY - update:
The vintage 21" colour TV has yet to be claimed......don't be shy.  Delivery is included!

Blog Blog Blog
Try to add yourslef as a follower, I understand this could be problematic, but just try ok?  And feel free to leave comments.....just click on "Comments" at the bottom of each post.
While all you MLCAML members know who you are, you should also know we have a loyal cast of Wannabes, namely. the Francisisis's of Barrie, and Sister 5......beware, they are listening!

SEE YA!!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Blog Launch

Hello all members of the Mutton Lake Cottage Association of Mutton Lake (MLCAML) and welcome to the beta test for a cottage blog.
Reed #5 has inspired me to start this blog, could be a great place to post pics, news and most importantly, party invitations!! Look for exciting features like;
  • Picture of the Week
  • Weekend in Review (Stain Report!)
  • Captain Drive Safely safety tips
  • Wild life Report
  • Fish report, aka, the John and Rob report!
  • Mbay - FreeBay
  • Interesting Facts
If anyone has any news, pictures, INVITATIONS they want posted, email Lakehead at treed1872ols@gmail.com

Below is a sample of what you can expect......................I was up a couple weekends ago......

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!

March 21 Report
Brier and I attended Lakehead this weekend. Happy to report that the snow is all but gone, just trace amounts amongst the trees. The ice is in retreat, open water from Lakehead to just past campers point. Speaking of Campers point, there was about 4 people having a fire or bbq there on Sunday. I think they were quite surprised to see me go by in a kayak! The weather was amazing, despite the crappy forecast, there was barely a cloud in the sky all day Sat and Sunday, it was a perfect spring weekend! The attached pics are from my phone, so not great, but there is a pic of each cottage in the bay, proof that they are all still standing, and as far as I could tell, no trees upon them!

(CLICK ON THE IMAGES FOR FULL SCREEN VIEW)






mBay - FreeBay
Lakehead went into WalMart this past Sat to pick up a couple of $5 DVDs and ended up walking out with a new 32" flatscreen!! Therefore, we have a new item up on FreeBAY!! See pic below.
This bad boy is about a 21" vintage colour TV featuring channel up and down buttons as well as volume controls to compliment the on/off switch!! Do not hesitate! This baby wil only be available to the first taker until Easter weekend when it will be donated to the Christie Township dump store.
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Captain Drive Safely Tip of the Week! When snowmobiling on thin ice during the spring thaw season, be sure to compliment each beer with some sort of Liqueur or hard booze prior to your trip. This will thin your blood to improve circulation, increase your blood alcohol level and therefore increase your chance of survival when you inevitably go through the razor thin ice. Have you ever seen a frozen bottle of Vodka?? Didn't think so!! I rest my case.
Remember:  "Scotch in your water, Beer while you steer!!!"
CDS


See you all Easter Weekend.  Stay tuned for upcoming news regarding our First Long Weekend of 2010!

(Oh, in case you were wondering, in Roman Numerals, MLCAML = 1050100A1050!)